Monday, 14 March 2011

News read

We were watching the news today, and as appalling as it is, I can’t help but laugh at the news, here are the headlines.
The earthquake/tsanumi in Tokyo.
Firstly the news person is a ventriloquist because his picture didn’t talk, so if you’re going to post a picture with a voice over and this is the picture they chose.
Ladies and gentleman
Hayden cooper Tokyo

Why use such a hideous picture, it’s like they forgot to tell him to say cheese.

I think it’s amusing that the buildings are built to withstand 10 on the richter scale these earthquakes were 8.9 and flattened the buildings. Dodgy buildings much? Like all things made in china.

Also, the Germans are worried about the the nuclear bombs that are in the destroyed area, who thought it was a good idea to let the two countries that created the 1st and 2nd world war a bunch of nuclear weapons?

Also why does the news give us Chinese translators to translate the Chinese, their accent is so thick that we still can’t understand.
And then they hold up big sighn’s with Chinese writing and shake it at the screen like were supposed  to read and understand that. I mean pretty squiggles but don’t really understand guys.
And everyone is running around with masks on…is there another flu outbreak?

Who thought to name their city fukushima…sorry but say it slowly.

Then there’s the clipets that run across the bottom of the news they read.

American phsycodellic icon killed in QLD car crash
My first problem with that is…is phsycodellic even a word
And secondly what does that even mean?
The report of the tsunami are a false alarm,
you’re kidding right?
Knights, raiders hand out first hand thrashings.
I know there’s something amusing with this I just can’t figure it out.

One last thing
Saveth Sebastian
A Chinese news reader

I saw this guys eyebrows and all I could think was….great potential Vulcan eyebrows…
Who agrees with me?
He’s even got them complete with expressionless eyes.

Please stay tuned for next week’s news updates.

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